Confessions of a Take Care of it Fairy!

• Sometimes I look at the mounds of laundry that I have to do and have come to the same conclusion as those of a nudist colony........clothes are way over-rated!!




• There are moments that I can totally understand why there are some insects that eat there young!



• Forget about the 2 second rule......we totally have the five or more day rule at our house or car seat (where James just ate fish crackers and chicken nuggets from.....ummmm....I don't know when!




• I sweep up enough food off my kitchen floor......... everyday......... to probably sustain a 3rd world country!




• Even the best of men are still..........MEN!!




• Sometimes when I hear the kids cry during the night, I sometimes pretend I'm asleep and can't hear them so Kirk will get up with them. (It's a good thing he doesn't read my blog!!)



• Sometimes I feed my kids cookies for breakfast, cereal for lunch and then cookies and cereal for dinner when Kirk's not home. (Again, glad he doesn't read my blog :)




• I confess that before I had kids I couldn't believe that there were moms that could not keep there kids noses clean or at least comb their kids hair when they went out in public. I am SO now one of those moms who have kids with hair looking like rats nests and snotty noses............ IN PUBLIC!!




• I totally believe in aliens! It is the only logical reason why I have a laundry basket full of mis-matched socks!!



• There have been times when getting ready for company to stop by for a short time that I have totally shoved dirty dishes in the oven so my house looks cleaner than it really is!